My clock just started ticking,
and that’s not sticking
What killed the cat?
I’m alive, I’m alive
My mom will help me,
call me jelly.
Look at this pavement,
that’s how you know things are nice,
but sometimes I’m worried.
Where’s the risk? I’ll go around.
Wipe that smirk off your fucking face.
Life’s a joke, but you’re being rude.
You should try jogging more,
I always see you dragging your feet.
It will help I swear.
Sometimes, I have intuition.
Look at this clock
It’s a good clock, I know,
but sometimes I’m worried.
The repairman’s on speed dial.